Hi there the good folks of the Internet.
"If he is meowing outside the bedroom door, first reach for the water sprayer, quietly get out of bed and creep towards the door, then suddenly fling the door open, squirt the cat and then immediately shut the door. Try to stay alert for five minutes, waiting by the door with the water sprayer ready in case of a second attack."
— Perfect Paws
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I’ve developed an unspeakable fetish for my cat’s butt
and I Googled for a cat butt picture.
There’s a band called Cat Butt, and they are from Sub Pop.

From the mini Hungarian horror pulp book 101 Rettenetes Történet (101 Terrible Stories) by Szentmihályi Szabó Péter with illustrations by Fujkin István. This book was published in 1989. More here.